Happy Fucking New Year, you gentle dandelions!

I'm shamelessly stealing the idea of a year in review picture you see above from Chuck Wendig, so all complaints to him. Let me titivate myself here in front of a mirror, so I look presentable, get naked, don my tutu, and tell you about 2014, which was the 2nd year of my full-time writing career, which, miraculously, I'm able to pull off financially while giving my books away for free AND making money, which is astounding, which, I suspect, will be the reason that you will beat me up, that is, if I say "which" one more time. Which.

Hahaha!

WHICH.