When I meet people, and they buy my books in person, I charge them the price that’s on my site, which is $22-25 for novels (that includes the higher-quality printed book plus the kiss and the time to kiss, and the personalized message).

Recently a few lovely ladies whom I sold the books discovered that on Amazon my books are within the $7-9 range and got very upset with me. Hell, I'd be upset too. How could they know I print my paperbacks for a little more money so they look prettier? How would they know I spend the time on kissing them and writing a custom message? And wrapping them in beautiful paper? And adding bookmarks inside which also have to be printed? It isn't clearly spelled out anywhere.