Behold! Here comes the holiday book recommendation extravaganza bonanza thing! You asked me! About the books! I would recommend you buy! To those bookworms in your life you love! Well then. Here are my choice selection for you this Christmas season. Hey, if my selections will be popular, perhaps I will do this every year. And, the gleaming sparkling glittering books you should buy for everyone are...

Okay, hold on a second. Let me warn you about something.

MY TASTE IN BOOKS IS WEIRD.

Like, it's my own weird taste, and it's as weird as the books I read. So, before you continue reading and trusting me with everything you go, let me point you in the direction of those other great book lists I came across, okay? And not only books, even.