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Ksenia Anske

June 22, 2016

Saw the most embarrassing dream...

by Ksenia Anske


Illustration by Luke Pearson

Illustration by Luke Pearson

Illustration by Luke Pearson

Illustration by Luke Pearson

I was appointed a defense attorney (me? a defense attorney??) to a young gay man who has been somehow unjustly convicted of something and it had something to do with him being gay. I assured him that we will win, that those homophobic sons of bitches will remember this case as the one where they get their faces rubbed in shit (I was pleasantly pissed in the dream, and so of course lots of expletives), and then I needed to go pee (of course), and when I left for a long time I couldn't find a place where to pee, and then I did, some house with some women, and there for some reason I got naked and decided to take a nap (???) and then woke up and remembered that I had to be in court! So I quickly ran out of the house and back to the court, only to realize that I was naked! Now, of course I couldn't show up there naked, so I ran back and was looking for my clothes, then I ran back and realized I forgot my bag! So I went back to get my bag.

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TAGS: You ever have dreams like that?, share, I'm dying to know, especially the naked part, that's different, I used to be embarrassed about it, in dreams, but not in this one, I suppose it's a victory?, dunno, it was weird though, and I felt so awful for the guy!, such an irresponsible defense attorney!, gah