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Ksenia Anske

August 6, 2017

How authors can use CRM in their marketing

by Ksenia Anske


Illustration by Elise Gravel

Illustration by Elise Gravel

Illustration by Elise Gravel

Illustration by Elise Gravel

L. Penelope said: "Loving your blog! Maybe write a post on how authors can use CRM in their marketing. I'm intrigued." 

Thank you, L. Penelope! Of course. I'm in the midst of setting mine up and going through 2,000+ of my subscribers (a combined number of subscribers to my blog, newsletter, Patreon, an excel spreadsheet of beta readers, and PayPal customers; this number doesn't include over 60K combined followers on all my social media channels whom I intend to also add, one by one, as I have time).

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TAGS: Marketing wisdom, because I'm very wise, fuck these hashtags annoy me, I should really come up, with a hashtag strategy, for marketing, you know, so people ACTUALLY use them, go ahead, gloat, I'LL GET THERE, you'll see


June 20, 2016

The freedom of doing NOTHING

by Ksenia Anske


Illustration by Elise Gravel

Illustration by Elise Gravel

Illustration by Elise Gravel

Illustration by Elise Gravel

It just now is hitting me that no matter how much stuff I do every day, there is always more stuff to do. I keep waiting for the day when there won't be any more stuff, when I can relax and do nothing, but the nasty thing just has this propensity to multiply like some kind of an alien virus, slowly and completely, enveloping me in this goo of "You better do it all, or else." Damn it.  

I'm supposed to be taking three weeks off between drafts. Ha! You think I did that? Ha! Ha! Ha! I need to laugh here really loud. I took one day off, only one, maybe a couple, and that only when forced by other people to slam my laptop shut and shove it under the pillow and get my ass out of the house. The rest of time...imagine. I WORKED. Meaning, again the same routine when writing: no breaking for weekends, no nothing. And of course I had this huge to-do list that I kept for "later," for when I'm done with the current draft. And now, as I cross off one finished task, I add two more. 

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TAGS: Can you imagine me without a phone for a week?, I'd probably have a nervous tic, for the first couple days, reaching for it, you know, phantom buzzing or something, But what about flowers talking to me?, And trees?, And mountains?, So yes, I should try it, Maybe that's what I should do!, Just go offline for a whole day!, Dare me., And I will do it., (Fuck, Still chicken, You see what I did here?)


May 10, 2016

SHOW! DON'T TELL! Or I will kill you.

by Ksenia Anske


Illustration by Sofia Bonati

Illustration by Sofia Bonati

Illustration by Sofia Bonati

Illustration by Sofia Bonati

So, here we go again. I guess I just never say it enough. It's so easy to tell when you write, and so bloody hard to show. As a reminder, here is a wonderful write-up by Chuck Palahniuk about it, namely, about how to unpack your sneaky lazy telling into bold crisp showing, and it's hard work and you won't like me one bit for what you're about to read (and Chuck says the same thing at the very top of his lovely write-up, so it's okay, you can hate me too if you want).

Since reading theory is boring, let me slap you in the face with some examples so you can see what I'm talking about and start looking for these bastards in your own writing and kill the fuck out of them (this whole post, by the way, is as much for me as it is for you, because it's really me shouting at myself to be a better writer, and I figure you can benefit from my shouting too). 

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TAGS: Fairy tales really are pure horror, I mean think about it, Jesus, and what is what we read when we were kids?, Anyway, You owe me stuff, because I gave you amazing advice, that will save you time, and headaches, and make you filthy rich, so better send me gifts, the usual, you know, vodka, chocolate, socks, cash, warm pigs for my feet, THANK YOU